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My heart contains a letter

Words declarations realizations secrets

A letter buried beneath snows and years and miles and now

Inside a small place with a child’s dream, a few stolen moments

And sin

Open, buried

It says it all

Because life is not black and white

Some things are never simple and never explained

And are better left unsaid

But they are still true

They are still real

They are still in the letter

Protected by truth and fear and righteousness

And respect

And regret

Standing guard at the wall they cast their spell

And keep us all alive and well

For in this time will never tell

My heart, which contains a letter

Jon Stewart is killing the Oscars

Am I the only who feels this way right now? I love Jon Stewart, maybe a little too much, but he is kinda bombing tonight. This Oscars is so boring. All of the members of the Writers Guild are sitting smugly because it is so bad, but that doesn't make Jon look less awkward and embarrassed with himself. I think he knows he's bombing.

I miss Billy Crystal!

Other random thoughts 120 minutes in:

- Tilda Swinton was a total upset! Even she didn't expect to win, which is probably why she wore the Hefty garbage bag to the show.

- All the red dresses are gorgeous. Helen Mirren is a British goddess. I love Hilary Swank's gown, and Jennifer Garner is strikingly beautiful tonight.

- Wait. Patrick Dempsey is presenting.

- Okay, I'm back.

- As much as I adore Jack Nicholson, he just strikes me as a dirty old man.

It's been 2 hours, so only 2 more to go!!

You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too

32 years ago, a wee one made her first thrashing cry in the world.

Me!

If anyone wants a chocolate cupcake with pink icing and sprinkles, come on over.

I'm going to go watch Lost now. Jack is hot.

What We Learned from the Hollywood Writer's Strike

1) We learned that labor unions and strikes aren't all bad. It seems that the entertainment industry needs this protection quite a bit, what with the unqualified greed of the studios.

2) We learned that Hollywood still has a vested interest in the whole concept of "fuzzy math."

3) We learned that Conan O'Brien and Jon Stewart are possibly funnier without their writers. We will never know if this is true about David Letterman. (I still love him, though.)

4) We learned that the Late Show writers are funnier on their strike blog than they are on the Late Show.

5) We learned that life without The Office is like life without sunshine. You can live without it, but it makes life miserable.

6) We learned who Nikke Finke is, though most of us will quickly forget.

7) We learned what a douche Carson Daly is. Wait. That one wasn't ever really up for grabs, was it?

8) Finally, we learned a most valuable life lesson: Sometimes you have to fight in order to achieve peace. It was a timely metaphor for all of us.

God bless our troops, and God bless my little family.

It's over!

This was sent out yesterday by the WGA:

The membership of the Writers Guild of America, West (WGAW) and the Writers Guild of America, East (WGAE) today voted overwhelmingly in favor of lifting the restraining order and ending their 100-day strike that began on Nov. 5. 3,775 writers turned out in Los Angeles and New York to cast ballots or fax in proxies, with 92.5% voting in favor of ending the work stoppage.

“The strike is over. Our membership has voted, and writers can go back to work,” said Patric M. Verrone, president of the Writers Guild of America, West. “This was not a strike we wanted, but one we had to conduct in order to win jurisdiction and establish appropriate residuals for writing in new media and on the Internet. Those advances now give us a foothold in the digital age. Rather than being shut out of the future of content creation and delivery, writers will lead the way as TV migrates to the Internet and platforms for new media are developed.”

“The success of this strike is a significant achievement not only for ourselves but the entire creative community, now and in the future,” said Michael Winship, president of the Writers Guild of America, East.

Breaking News: Is The Writers' Strike Over???

The WGA votes on a deal within the next 48 hours, and Hollywood could be back to work by Wednesday! Woo hoo!

And that's because he's Mike Huckabee, not Mike Hucka-was

A) I am a terrible blogger. I am so sorry to all nine of you that I didn't post earlier, like when everything I am about to discuss was relevant and newsworthy. I just haven't gotten around to it. I would love to tell you that I'll make it up to you with a post full of biting wit, brilliant commentary, and insight that will break the issues wide open for you, but I've just eaten a ton of ice cream and I'm already half asleep. Here's hoping.

2) The writer's strike appears to be maybe happily hopefully almost over. Not that we should break open the Veuve Clicquot, because I guess the WGA is scrambling to get the tentative deal in writing before the weekend, and that may not happen. It seems the big incentive right now is to keep the Oscars alive. I think I'm more excited about that than seeing The Office again!

D) For the few politicos here at It Is What It Is, Tuesday evening was pretty fascinating. All of my original thoughts (all 3 of them) have flown away like the first dove out of Noah's ark, seeking dry land, never to return. Here are the recycled reactions I am left with, 48 hours later:

- I am of the opinion that Obama is suffering from his own hype. I am also of the opinion that he is also suffering from his own lack of substance. I have watched the Democratic debates (far more interesting that the Republican ones, which were all McCain/Romney jabfests with little Ron Paul waving his arms and squealing "I'm here too!"), and I have to say that I was surprised how my perception of Obama has changed since watching them. I think his lack of seasoning shows, quite honestly. He doesn't have many hard answers to things, it seems. But he is a great orator. Wow, can that guy give a speech. But on Tuesday, he again fell victim to the media's hype. He did not do as well as predicted. It makes him look very bad. Primary season lasts another 3 months, so anything can happen, but his PR people better start telling Chris Matthews to shut up, or his hype will be his undoing.

- Mitt Romney is out! He dropped out! I kinda love it. He's such a [pick your derivative].

- And then there were two. I predicted that Huckabee would drop out after Super Tuesday (not that my readers would know that because I did not blog about it), but happily, he picked up momentum. He was the story of the evening! Could a Huckabee/Colbert 2008 campaign be coming around the corner? Oh Auntie Em!!! Now it's highly unlikely that he will actually get the nomination (he would need to get almost 1000 of the remaining 1191 delegates), so his fortitude is all the more fascinating right now, and I just don't know if he is what the party is looking for in a VP ... oh wait! Who cares what the party wants, because John McCain will be the nominee, and he couldn't give a rip about what anybody else says! I can tell from the noise of my own teeth gritting against themselves that this is a topic for a different post on a different day. In the meantime, ol' Huck is really something to watch. He's also someone to look into a little further.

The beat goes on ...

Oh, for crying out loud

What did I say? Didn't I say that she would cry again? Didn't I? I think I did. I think I said that she would cry again.

Hillary, Hillary, Hillary. *sigh* Oh, my my my. After 30 years in public life, thank heavens you have finally "found your voice."

I will write a better post tomorrow as results come in.

Be sure to vote, everybody!